Oh My! Optimus Prime! Poem by Ramona Thompson

have't seen the film yet but am planning to soon.

Anyway I was inspired by Optimus Prime and so wrote the following poem based on the idea of what if he had a secret human love interest.

I hope all the transformers fans will enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.

Thanks.

WARNING-MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES!


OH MY! OPTIMUS PRIME!

More then a man
More then just some machine
And oh yes he is
So much more then meets the eye
My sexy naughty
Kinky robotic romantic babe
When he takes me in those strong bold arms
Only one thing comes to mind to say
As alien and human flesh melt to become one
Oh my! Mr. Optimus Prime!
Please, please lover don't ever stop!


Late night craving
Fulfilled by just one
One not of this earth
One like no other
He is my one and only
Horny master of my heart
Kissing away so very slowly
All of my doubts and fears
His gentle whispers smooth my battered earthbound soul
Taking me to only the greatest heights of estasy
With each wicked delicious plunge I scream
Oh my! Optimus Prime!
My love! Don't you ever stop!


A secret emotion shared
A forbidden affair
Between a woman and her heavy metal man
If they ever discovered
If our mutal desire were ever uncovered
I often wonder
What would they do?
What would become of us 2?
A earth shattering explosion I fear is soon to come
One that could very well rip our love apart
Forever more


Leaving me trembling by his side
As I softy whisper
Oh my! Optimus Prime!
My hero, my love
If ever they should discover
Whatever shall we do?