Okcupid Dating Poem by Dog goD 8Hate

And what about her overture
to a (baseball) coach? - - -:

My friend, YOU seek a financially
secure and healthy professional,
well... that's... interesting,
and...
of course, not exactly intractable,
but... if the shape of the bicep
is big and you can... slug-her
with a bat?
Forget that!

And:
potent coaching requires capability
beyond a mere n' rude, bellow...
there's such a thing as...
humanity?

Do you golf?


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