On The Passing Of My 401k....And The Passing Of Summers From The Beltway Poem by Percy Dovetonsils

Shall I compare thee to Larry Summer's going away?
Thou wert more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds did shake my darling 401K,
And Summer's lease had all too long a date:
Sometime too large the bubble of Wall Street swells,
And oft' are my investments skimmed;
And every bear from bull sometime declines,
By Rubinistas' de-regulation cruelly trimm'd:
But Larry's eternal tenure shall not fade
Nor will he get the prison he deservest;
Instead he eternally wanderest in Harvard's shade,
Whilst other crooks their rightful sentences servest:

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long climbs Larry from failure to failure, and this gives life to thee