Professor Poetry Hound


One Day at the Gym


I had a dream last Tuesday night that Jesus showed
up at my gym and started working out. At first, I
was delighted and honored. But I thought it odd that
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  • Rookie Anna Russell (7/9/2006 6:42:00 PM)

    Now, would he wear Nikes or is that Pagan blasphemy? Mr Hound, once again with the funny funny funny. I always rekoned Jesus was sexy (what with the charismatic rebel thing) but now I hear he's buff too? Well on the lower half anyway. You sharp and witty man you. Have a 10.
    Hugs
    Anna xxx (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 0 Points Chuck Audette (6/30/2006 1:39:00 PM)

    What are you talking about? That guy is buff (and rumor has it, well-hung, too) . Perhaps it could be the patented diet of wine, fish and broken bread? For only 30 pieces of silver, you can now buy his workout video - 'palms of steel'. -chuck (I'm going to hell, for sure now, but it's probably like the hot room yoga) (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Patient Spirit (6/29/2006 8:09:00 AM)

    Well perhaps he will remember your good deed, and save you later, oh...ya, it was only a dream.Whew. :) A hilarious poem, and fantastic imagery. A clear picture throughout. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler (6/29/2006 6:28:00 AM)

    HOHOHA HAAHA! ! my God, PoHo, where do you get this stuff? i think what's most admirable about your 'religious musings' is that they are outstandingly witty without descending to all out vulgarity to make a point. good on ya!

    Jake (Report) Reply

  • Rookie ... ... (6/29/2006 6:20:00 AM)

    funny. know what else is funny? this new business with the links. i clicked on michael's comment was led to a treadmill sales page. there was a choice of smooth economy, smoth mid-priced, and smooth-premium. they all sounded quite smooth. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Michael Shepherd (6/29/2006 6:01:00 AM)

    I guess His cross-trainers gave the game away? And the towel wasn't his - some thoughtful guy on the neighbouring treadmill threw it to him when they saw he was sweating blood... (Report) Reply

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