Treasure Island

Adele Katie Bowling

(August 23,1998 / Dayton, Ohio)

One Thing by 1D Parody-One Ring


I've never had a phone
But I got one of my own
And I loved it so mu-uch
Until things got rough

You see, someone called me
And I heard the ringtone
It just hurt my ears
Oh, why? Oh, dear

Why did this happen?
How will I stand these calls?
Oh, I hope it stops workin'
Now I know why it's low cost

So get it, get it
Get outta my head
Throw it into a trashcan
I don't, I don't
Don't know what it is
But I hate that one ring
And it's got that one ring

I wanna bang on the walls
That ringtone annoys me so
Now I'm hatin' these ca-alls
Every and each time

Why did this happen?
I'm not happy 'bout this at all
Oh, I hope it stops workin'
Now I know why it's low cost

So get it, get it
Get outta my head
Throw it into a trashcan
I don't, I don't
Don't know what it is
But I hate that one ring
And it's got that one ring

I'm gonna, gonna
Lose my mind
There is, there is not much time
I don't, I don't
Don't wanna hear it
Oh, I hate that one ring
And it's got that one ring

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

It's got that one ring

So get it, get it
Get outta my head
Throw it into a trashcan

So get it, get it
Get outta my head
Throw it into a trashcan
I don't, I don't
Don't know what it is
But I hate that one ring
And it's got that one ring

I'm gonna, gonna
Lose my mind
There is, there is not much time
I don't, I don't
Don't wanna hear it
Oh, I hate that one ring
And it's got that one ring



I came up with this on December 21,2012. I'm a directioner and I hope you enjoyed this parody!

Submitted: Friday, December 21, 2012

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