Oops! Poem by Bryony Sheldon

Honey, I killed the kids,
Buried 'em in the back yard,
Don't you give me that look-
It's not like it was deliberate!

Oh honey, don't you cry,
Let's drive on over to France;
I know you always wanted to go-
Well, now we can have a life there!

Honey, I've been patient,
Please, it's not that big of a deal,
Accidents will happen,
And it's not like they had much of a future;

Timmy was a stoner
And I know Janey was the milkman's!
Those kids were going nowhere
And soon you'll be going with them!