Oscar Madison Poem by Ima Ryma

Are real sportswriters really like
The Oscar Madison we know?
Who was the slob to ever psych
Out neatnik Felix - odd duo.
Oscar hung out with sporting greats.
In cameos some did appear
To give some sense of how the fates
Made Oscar's sports writing career.
Divorced, he drank and gambled lots,
As roomy Felix nagged and fussed.
Heteroly he had the hots.
(We could not hear) of course he cussed.

Yes, long live Oscar Madison,
A role to give some life some fun.