Our Amazing Dept.Of Motor Vehicles Poem by David Whalen

An arcane fact in the paper this day
About our DMV and it’s mysterious way

Seems for whatever you want there’s a questionnaire
And driver's license form requires color of hair

And not among the allowed choices is my brown-turning grey
Yet…(wait for it) …(wait for it)
Purple is absolutely allowable today

Thinking back o’er the past pulls my face to a frown
Purple hair, (at least in my experience) was…
(wait for it) …(wait..for…it)
Only worn by a clown!