Peanut Poem by Lee Fones
Peanut
its the last peanut
you've had a fair few beers
you decide to chuck that nut
and catch it in your ears
head tilted too the right
the peanut clenched in hand
deciding to gain extra height
by firing up on elastic band
getting ready for finale
you fire up that nut
hits picture of Aunt Sally
then strikes you on the butt
Monday, November 10, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
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