Peeping Fly Poem by Spock the Vegan

A Fly Has 4000 Eyes
on each side of its head.
Does it see all 8000 images
at once, or only one instead?

They have an almost
360 degree vision
of the world, but cannot
control the precision

Some years ago,
I took my son
on a camping trip.
It was fun.

I escorted him to the outhouse,
but wasn't allowed to go in.
There was a fly
buzzing around within.

All 8000 eyes were looking
at him with his pants down.
I told him so.
He choked and made a frown.