Ph: Evil: The Devil's Little Red Book - Rev 2 Poem by Brian Johnston
Ph: Evil: The Devil's Little Red Book - Rev 2
(A Guide For New Minions)
1. It is much easier to hate those you know nothing about.
2. Always remember that when you kill someone they are no longer feeling pain. Prolong other's misery whenever possible.
3. The dead are never useless however and can always be used as fertilizer.
4. Logic is always on our side. Your God is MY logic. I am your God. My yoke is bloody good.
5. Emotions are valuable! They slow down your enemy and make him soft.
6. Love has no reason! So hate with all your heart.
7. Incite mob violence whenever you can. The actions of one person only scares others and does not make them feel totally helpless like mob violence can.
8. Sabotage good people and quality ideas to create havoc. Volunteer to help them achieve nuanced goals and then stall, raise red flags, and confuse matters with half truths. The National Republican leadership’s manipulation of Obama when he tried to include them in the first four years of his Presidency as a gesture of good will is a perfect example of this.
9. If you find yourself working on a project that will help anyone in addition to yourself, you have made an error in judgment somewhere and need to rethink the whole idea.
10. Shoot others down before they even realize that you are their enemy. Trust no one unless pretending to trust them gives you an advantage and you can screw them later.
11. Remember that the goal of every lie is to hurt as many people as possible, not just to see how gullible people are. The stupid are easy to dupe even with a very big lie skillfully told. The risk is always that someone will rat you out. But a half truth can disappoint, discourage, and disconnect even close family members and do incalculable damage. Many will not even remember where it came from.
12. Other's tears always chase my blues away and make me feel like whistling!
13. The failure of God's will is not just desirable, it is what I live for!
14. When your actions result in God condemning you eternally to Hell, know that you have made me very very happy. I'm so proud of you, you idiot! God, I'm a good liar!
15. You don’t need to love me! Isn’t that an amazing freedom! I don’t want or need your love, just your mindless obedience. Rejoice my little minion!
16. Always vote Republican. Remember that less government will leave you more freedom to harm others with impunity. Why complicate your life? Your goal should be to isolate people from each other, not bring them together to meet mutual needs.
17. If you read any rule here that does not seem designed to harm others as much as possible, then you have not understood it at all. True power is only realized when you are successful in making others miserable.
18. Go forth into all the lands and be powerful!
October 18,2015
Poet's Notes:
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'Spock The Vegan' Suggestions…
“Do unto others before they can do it unto you.” (10)
“Include some truth with your lies so they can’t tell it’s lies” (11)
Please feel free to comment on any line item in the poem if you have suggestions. : -)
How about these? A. Do unto others before they do it unto you. B. Include some truth with your lies so they can't tell it's lies.
What do you think of “Include some truth with your lies so they can’t tell it’s lies” Remember that the goal of a lie is to hurt as many people as possible not just to see how gullible people are. The stupid are easy to dupe even with a very big lie skillfully told. The risk is that you will be found out. But a half truth can disappoint, discourage, and disconnect even family members and do incalculable damage and many will not even remember where it came from. “Do unto others before they can do it unto you.” Shoot others down before they even realize that you are their enemy and trust no one unnecessarily.
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4/25/2024 6:52:29 PM # 1.0.0.1119
So amusing! So BJ actually impersonated the devil and published this handbook for minions? HA! Well, I am a bit curious to know what actually inspired this piece, is BJ revealing certain secrets to help make the world a better place or these are the very principles upon which lives? Whichever way, I must say that this handbook is interesting and contains very amusing but diabolic advise(of course, look at the title) ha! That notwithstanding, I find some not all that diabolic but simply a hidden truth, who knows, the devil may not be black as we have always thought. For example, the first one. It is much easier to hate those you know nothing about. I say that, this is true, for we humans often hate people whom we do not know much or have very little knowledge about their lives. Even he Satan himself, what at all do we know about him, perhaps all that we know about him constitute just 0.001% of who he really is, thus our hatred for him. However, I believe since this is an advice from the devil's handbook, offered to us through his humble servant-BJ, (ha!) we as children of God will not hate people we do not know much. #2 is equally important to me. What? Is the devil a pioneer of Euthanasia? HA! so we should go about killing all those in pains? haaha...well, I will monitor BJ carefully, the day I will see him crying because of a backache, I jujst pull my trigger and end it joyfully for him. ha! How about blasting your head first? Ha! After all, you have eaten lots of pizza and drunk lots of good beer and wine, so I believe you will be a very rich organic ertilizer. ha! #4 logic is always on our side? really? well, as a student of deductive logic, my little knowledge even tells me logic is not even complete in itself. It employs so many assumptions and rules. #5&6- indeed our emotions are priceless and that is why they can make us soft when we play with them. what? love has no reason? well, then am wondering why you wrote this handbook for your servants at the first place. I believe you love them even if you hate all your enemies with your whole hearts. ha! #7. well we have seen many insurgents groups doing this already. thanks for reminding us. #8. sabotaging good people and ideas? well, I leave it for politicians to comment on it.ha! ##9&10- Well, selfishness is everywhere and we know only you and your people fuel it. ha! We dont even need you to trust anyone because we dont trust you. #11- May God save us all of us from lying! May we never lie to hurt any of our fellows. #12&13&14- keep deceiving yourself you devil. But who even told you God ever fails? Am just laughing.. ha! #15- what? you are deceiving your own servants? they shouldnt love you? who else should they love? Having offered them a little handbook, how can they stop loving you? ha!