'Piggy Diggy's Wiggy' Poem by Linda Winchell

Piggy Diggy found the famers wife's Wiggy
while sniffing with her snout for some food!
It landed on Miss Piggy Diggy's head
and she thought she looked pretty
Piggy Diggy, Wiggy good!

She pranced around all day long
with her little Piggy Diggy Wiggy, upon her head!
The ducks quacked, the geese honked!
'If the farmer sees what you have done
you'll end up, Piggy Diggy with NO wiggy, on bread! '

Miss Piggy Diggy didn't seem to care
as she went to take her daily Piggy Diggy mud bath!
What a suprise, the farm and his wife did see
when they returned, from plowing the fields out back!

There was Piggy Diggy with the farmers wife's Wiggy
now it made the farmer and his wife begin to laugh!
To see what a sight, that they did that night
of Miss Piggy Diggy in her Wiggy mud bath!