Pinhead Punkin On All Hallows Eve Poem by elysabeth faslund

Pinhead Punkin wasn't no prize winner...
Orangey hair, glasses tape-wrapped, and short.
Went after that nun. Name was Matilda.
Wouldn't you know! He wound up with Hilda...

Sister, cousin, maybe even grandma!
Punkin didn't care! Someone was watching...
'Punkin! Want to party with us, Honey? '
'What'll it cost me? Ain't got no money! '

'You got what it takes! You good lookin man!
One, little thing...you're gonna need new clothes.
Here, try this on...why, it fits to a T! '
Punkin was perplexed! What sort of party...

Punkin was screamin! The Horned One had fun!
Matilda's sister was also a nun...

Sisters with a habit...
Written just in jest!
Halloween tonight...
Will you pass the
Test? ? ?