Please Defragment Poem by Les Derbyshire

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Ah yes, my heart is fragmented.
Don't ask me to archive your file,
Tucked away in its own little folder:
'C: \friends\love that could not be\'
Encrypted.
Password-protected
To prevent unauthorized access.
Gathering digital dust.

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