Poetaster Poem by Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler

Poetaster

Rating: ★3.8


i think most people (no matter how educated

or sublime they thought they were) wouldn't recognize

a decent poem, even if it jumped right off the page

in all its rage,

pissed in their eyes and took a shit in their

overpriced Starbucks lattés

Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler
Friday, December 10, 2004
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Michael Shepherd 01 February 2005

I copied off your poem to read over coffee but sent the coffee back, it tasted funny

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Michael Witkowski 10 January 2005

Hahhaaaaah! Witty and cheeky!

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K. Kalikas 10 December 2004

hahahah! this is some funny stuff.

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Kelly Allen Vinal 10 December 2004

Excellent interplay of words: educated-page-rage-lattes. Well done!

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