Porno Hunter: The Magazine …. [what-You-Think-I-Mean! ; Fantasy; Writing S E X For A Living And For Fun; Not For Devout Muslims! ] Poem by Bri Edwards

I'm enjoying myself online on PoemHunter,
BUT magazines can be enjoyable as well.
Perhaps not all my poems suit PoemHunter;
if YOU think so, you can go now to …..Hell!

At home I've got a red-cover poem notebook.
It's reserved for poems especially-"Naughty".
It deals with sex; I keep it hidden in a secret nook.
There it is safe from readers who may be haughty.

But today, as I read a response, by J. Blatherwick,
to a poem comment she got at "The Sacrifice",
I thought: "PornoHunter? " [that may make some sick]
"Is there a magazine which will PAY for poems ‘not-so-nice'? "

I Googled PornoHunter, and it was NO very big surprise,
as I scanned what popped up...(there were choices, many) …,
that online sites named PornoHunter were there for my eyes …
to behold. But I dared not, on my mate's PC, to click on ANY.

And no magazines I saw listed as far. on the list. as I did read,
SO, if some of you reading this now want to see "not-so-nice",
you will have to come up with the money which I will now need …
to start my own magazine, filled with porno poems and sex advice!

(October 10, 2016)