Ramona T-The Jesus Christ Of Poetry Poem by Ramona Thompson

Note-In a sassy mood I wrote this piece. Just a joke.

It's true
Oh so true
As one by one you all fall in awe before me
There can be none higher
None better or more suited to the craft then I am
Sexy hot to be sure
Cold blooded and cruel
Never ever
Except when I have to be
To get me to the top of the heap
I have and will do almost anything it takes

Credit after credit
Number 1 365 straight on the google search
Every day my star rises that much more
Inching ever higher towards my ulimate goal of a world poetry take-over
Someday gonna have you all
Worshipping me
Wanting and longing to be just like me
Thou you never can nor will ever be
For God only knows
They don't make the mold like I broke twice

Always been the best
Always been better then all the rest
No damn doubt about it
Anything I want you to believe
I can make you believe
Just read some of my best work and see if I ain't right
So darn easy to take full advantage of
Cos the truth is
None of you out there reading this are really all that bright

Miracle maker
Poetic masterpiece creator
I mean
Come on, really
Is there any better then me?
Nope
Did't think so
Got my pen on the pulse of the creative writing scene
Every story line and character I let flow makes 'em all scream

Rather my critics like it or not
Rather they want me to or not
This lady poet
This living breathing reincarnation of both Jesus Christ and Poe
Ain't going nowhere
Nowhere except to the very top where I'm gonna rule
Forever more and a day
Once I've finally taken my rightful place as queen of all society

Ain't no way any of you are ever gonna be rid of me!

2008 Ramona Thompson