.Rappers Delight by David DeSantis

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.Rappers Delight

I’m a kama sutra swami
A hitter of the G
A megalomaniac
Shopper of the V.
I’d love to take you home
To play with my Wii
But if that doesn’t work
I’ll buy you some iced tea.
Not the cheap kind of drink
But instead 2 shots plus 3
And a fancy little dinner
With duck, crab or brie
Because women can be bought
This all men can see
Just name a price
and
play a game
called
Bring her back with me

Copyright (c) David DeSantis

David DeSantis

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Allison Hankins (6/11/2008 10:56:00 AM)
I don't agree that 'women can be bought'. Although, this is a clever poem I'll admit.

Rema Prasanna (6/11/2008 1:32:00 AM)
rude shock, crude reality, no refinement, may be that is the way you wanted it to go...

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