Recycled Condoms Poem by Don Juan Tenorio

The waste basket is filling up,
And that's only from today.
The condoms are getting to the top,
From playing in the hay.

I should see, if I can recycle these things,
Cause they really are not cheap.
And I need more if the phone rings,
They can get pretty steep.

With the volume I do, I need a break,
I should get Trojan on the phone.
Cause in me they have a stake,
Some free samples, wouldn't be so wrong.

Don Juan Tenorio