Russell Brand And Johnathan Ross Poem by Ibrar Siddiqi

All this who hah
Over a talentless pair.
Russell Brand with his hedgerow hair.
Johnathan Ross, what can I say?
Boring old man as interested as damp moss.
Berating talent of stature.
With words of the inane and talentless.
Egos driven by bad hair and flatulence.
Do what I do.
Give up on todays talent.
Watch classic TV, money well spemt.
When actors were capitvating and entranced.
With good looks, charisma or the way they danced.
When I was wee.
The comedians were funny and made me laughed.
Now they make me barf.
Flush this pair down the pan.
And leave Andrew Sachs alone.
A talented man.