Rustic Professor Of English, I Mean University Professor Poem by Bijay Kant Dubey

Rustic Professor of English
Chews he paan,
Pushing into the mouth
And starts teaching
The post-graduate students
In a grumbling tone
Of his own dialect,
A villager
Never did he imagine of
Joining the U.G. Deptt.,
But joined he the P.G. Unit
Not as a junior professor,
But as a senior professor,
A varsity professor now he is
Waiting to be the Dean, Humanities.

While on the other
Is Miss Lovely, a convent-educated belle
Speaking impeccable English
Just like a copycat,
A fashion designer,
On seeing her
You too will doubt
If she is not a real Englishwoman,
With the bobby-cut hair
Hanging over
And swinging.