Sam Magoo Poem by Francis Duggan

He is not happy Sam Magoo
With his one and only tattoo
A love heart with the name of Ann his ex wife
A memory of her that he will not keep for life

On his right arm a reminder to him of her every day
He swears when he has enough of money for to pay
For it's removal he will finally be free
Of something he no longer wishes for to see

To another man she now is wed
For two years he shared with her a bed
But only bitterness when love did end
More to love than bliss why otherwise pretend

On his upper right arm a reminder to him of her every day
And to his friends he does often say
This is my first and last tattoo
A public vow from Sam Magoo.