Self Married Sheila Poem by Walter Burns

Self married Sheila
begetting a pair
of Him and Her
lived Everywhere
They met Their spouses
Them and That
Who begat a slew
of Anywhos
Which married Those
the entire clan
of Alls and Nots
both She and Man
brought the Nobodys
to peace again
(stealing of course There land)
to give an Else
Each fathered a Some
gladly went Out to shake their good Ins
Somebody said that We are the best
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