Selfie Degree Poem by Ima Ryma

The highest education is
The art and science to be found
In a great selfie - fun or biz.
My whole future is selfie bound.
So I signed up to take a class
In college on selfie how to.
Ah - such knowledge I need amass
To make my life worth living - true!
The time and cost is worth it all,
To fill my brain with selfie stuff.
I yearn for more. I heed the call.
One class will hardly be enough.

A selfie major - I am set
To rack up huge selfie school debt.