Sent For Scent Poem by Ima Ryma

This lion loves to shop on line.
I bought some Obsession for Men,
A cologne made by Calvin Klein,
Assured pride in the lion den.
I thought that it would never come,
But then my package did arrive.
I scared the brown suited guy some,
Who peed his brown suit pants - no jive.
In cloud of dust sped U.P.S.
As I roared out thank yous, because
No signature required, I guess.
I held my package in my paws.

The cardboard box, at it I tore,
To spray on Obsession galore.