Shark Stalk Poem by Ima Ryma

A great white shark, I'm here to tell
Humans that be obsessed with me.
Stop pestering us all to hell.
Mess up on land and leave us be.
The latest gizmo humans dropped -
Hi tech torpedo to shark seek,
While getting lunch, how do sharks opt?
Nosy humans just have to peek.
When hunting, do we bite prey tail,
In order to immobilize?
So far the peeping torp does fail.
As prey, it really is no prize.

So humans, I do say to you,
Consider that this bite's for you.