She Used Tight Security ... [chastity; Humor; Limerick; Didn'T Really Happen! ] Poem by Bri Edwards

She Used Tight Security ... [chastity; Humor; Limerick; Didn'T Really Happen! ]

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I once met a cute girl named Jane,
who drove me completely insane.
She took off her bra,
but I didn't get fa,
'cause she was guarded by lock and a chain.

(March 9, 2015)

Monday, March 9, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: humorous
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
this little thing was an extension of a shorter poem i wrote in a response to a message from another (male?) PH member.

he had referred to my original 4-line poem as a limerick and i think a limerick has 5 lines, SO i just had to revise it. :) bri
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Lyn Paul 07 July 2015

Like that lock and chain idea! Thank You Bri

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Jak Black 17 March 2015

This limerick has me in stitches. In fact I think I've wet my britches. Nice one Bri. Should have been r at the end of fa though. I'll excuse you this time.

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Noreen Carden 12 March 2015

Well this gave me a laugh. As we say here Bri you're a holy terror thanks for the smile I needed it today

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