Treasure Island

lee fones


shopping trip


upon shopping trip today
witnessed a funny thing
a stunning lady faye
was wearing a g-string
customers mouths did drop
as faye paraded round
the ladies madly hopped
faye teased the men aloud
security guards were called
faye scratched and teased
then a massive brawl
faye wasnt very pleased
wasn't till after a hour
found g-string did contain
10 ounces of itching powder
and 10 grams of cocaine

Submitted: Wednesday, July 09, 2014
Edited: Wednesday, July 09, 2014

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10 ounces of self raising flour
and 10 grams of cocaine

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