Lee Fones


Shopping Trip - Poem by Lee Fones

upon shopping trip today
witnessed a funny thing
a stunning lady faye
was wearing a g-string
customers mouths did drop
as faye paraded round
the ladies madly hopped
faye teased the men aloud
security guards were called
faye scratched and teased
then a massive brawl
faye wasnt very pleased
wasn't till after a hour
found g-string did contain
10 ounces of itching powder
and 10 grams of cocaine

Topic(s) of this poem: humour


Poet's Notes about The Poem

the alternative ending

10 ounces of self raising flour
and 10 grams of cocaine

Comments about Shopping Trip by Lee Fones

  • (8/10/2014 12:28:00 PM)


    That's a funny one. A ticklish situation :) (Report) Reply

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  • (7/9/2014 3:06:00 PM)


    Love this! So imaginative and filled with great humor! Well done! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Poem Edited: Wednesday, July 9, 2014


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