lee fones


Shopping Trip - Poem by lee fones

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upon shopping trip today
witnessed a funny thing
a stunning lady faye
was wearing a g-string
customers mouths did drop
as faye paraded round
the ladies madly hopped
faye teased the men aloud
security guards were called
faye scratched and teased
then a massive brawl
faye wasnt very pleased
wasn't till after a hour
found g-string did contain
10 ounces of itching powder
and 10 grams of cocaine


Poet's Notes about The Poem

the alternative ending

10 ounces of self raising flour
and 10 grams of cocaine

Comments about Shopping Trip by lee fones

  • Rookie - 455 Points Ruth Walters (8/10/2014 12:28:00 PM)

    That's a funny one. A ticklish situation :) (Report) Reply

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  • Rookie - 37 Points Colleen Courtney (7/9/2014 3:06:00 PM)

    Love this! So imaginative and filled with great humor! Well done! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Poem Edited: Wednesday, July 9, 2014


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