Showtime! ! Poem by P.R. Prosper

Who’s been there for you when you’ve felt down! ?
(You have! !)
Who kept you from danger indoors, safe and sound! ?
(You did! !)
Who raised you when your parents were never around! ?
(You did! !)
What do you say folks, should I take a bow! ?
(Yes! ! Yes! ! Yes! !)

Who says watching me gives you a slow mind! ?
(They do! !)
Who says I promise you success with no grind! ?
(They do! !)
Is it true you sit there and let your life blow by! ?
(Boooooooo! !)
Did I or did they say you’d be told no lie! ?
(They did! ! Liars! !)

Who else can show you every bloody train wreck! ?
(No one! !)
Who won’t let you see the huge or plain breasts! ?
(They won’t! !)
Who keeps looking good with stainless frame sets! ?
(You do! !)
Who always asks if you’ve drank a grain yet! ?
(They do! ! Booo! !)

Who saves your spirits more than a tow line! ?
(You do! !)
Who do you love and can never see through! ?
(We love you! ! Woooo! !)
I won’t leave but do you think I need you! ?
(Uhh…....)
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! IT’S SHOWTIME! !
(Yeah! ! ! ! ! Alright! ! ! ! Wahoo! ! ! !)