Matthew Foor

(9-12-85 / Austin Texas)

Single White Male


Single white male
With problems
Seeking
Single white female
With problems

Sometimes honest,
Slightly overweight,
Affectionate,
Bipolar man

Looking for
A faithful
Sexy woman

Intelligence
Not required
In fact
Its frowned upon

Must love poetry

Correction

Must love my poetry
No one else's

Must enjoy sex

Must enjoy pleasing me
Must not be a
Tease please

Must be able to cook

Must not be looking
For money
As I have none

Must have a
Sense of humor
As I have a great one

Hence this poem

Submitted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013
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