Matthew Foor

Rookie (9-12-85 / Austin Texas)

Single White Male - Poem by Matthew Foor

Single white male
With problems
Single white female
With problems

Sometimes honest,
Slightly overweight,
Bipolar man

Looking for
A faithful
Sexy woman

Not required
In fact
Its frowned upon

Must love poetry


Must love my poetry
No one else's

Must enjoy sex

Must enjoy pleasing me
Must not be a
Tease please

Must be able to cook

Must not be looking
For money
As I have none

Must have a
Sense of humor
As I have a great one

Hence this poem

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013

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