Sir. Farts A Lot Poem by LaTisha Parkinson

Sir farts a lot lives in a little town
He is very tall and always looks down
The town was called Fartsity
Which was in the center of Fartsville
There fart is considered and art
Any to do it you got to be smart
Sir farts a lot signed up for an art show
It was in Farty mart, where everyone goes
There were three contestants preparing to fart
Sir farts a lot was now coming with a cart
He set up his stuff and pulled down his pants
O by the way they were crawling with ants
He took a deep breath, sucking in all the air
When he farted it was known as the best fart fair
He farted a fart that was loud and smelly too
That I’m still smelling it while telling the story to you
After his fart fair he became a legend
Then he stopped farting and started belching