Sky Fall Poem by Stevie Taite

Sky Fall

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When ever I go running, I'm
Forever dodging poos
one eye kept on path, so none mars my running shoes.
.Experience bestowed a pearl of wisdom recently.....
So take heed, increase your speed, when you run beneath a tree.
You are sure to steer your path around a steaming doggy turd
But its much harder avoiding getting shat on by a bird!

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Got pooped on by a bird whilst running this evening! Yuk!
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kanav Justa 19 May 2013

hahaha, , , increasing speed is a risky thing though

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Kelvin Owusu 14 May 2013

haha a humorous poem and yes i shall take heed

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John Brown 08 May 2013

Very funny Stevie; and if I ever take up jogging again I'll heed your words of wisdom. Old joke= Man walking down the promenade gets pooped on his head by a seagull. He asks his friend if he has any paper to hand. His friend says, Don't be silly, it will be miles away by now

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Valerie Dohren 05 May 2013

Oh Stevie, this has happened to me too! Great advice on how to avoid flying poo.

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Stevie Taite

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