Slowest Driver Poem by Lee Fones

im the slowest driver
slowest you'd ever see
driving 2 miles per hour
thats me safety guarantee

every morning i get the horn
from the person behind
i stick me v's up
they show a cruder sign

in the morning there are queues
but none in front of me
for my personal preference
is about being on tv

cyclist whizz past thee
without any single care
if they pull out in front
i give them a nasty stare

now i have won a go
at the british grand prix
i'll be driving very slow
for the world too see