Something's Fishy Here Poem by Eugene Levich

Something's Fishy Here



I cast my fly to a saucy Irish Bass
Of green hair and red eye
The wind caught the fly
And flipped it in reverse
Hooking me square in the face
The ER doc speaking jocularly:
"You caught a big one I see."

At the racetrack I asked a trout
For a tip on Race No. Six
The nag came in last
I lost two bucks
Never ask for help from a trout.

I went to see an orthopaedic sturgeon
About intermittent claudication
He said your flipper's in poor repair
You need a flipping operation

Thursday, December 10, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: fishing,humor
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 08 December 2016

hmmm? clau·di·ca·tion ˌklôdəˈkāSH(ə) n/ nounMedicine noun: claudication limping. a condition in which cramping pain in the leg is induced by exercise, typically caused by obstruction of the arteries. noun: intermittent claudication; plural noun: intermittent claudications - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - so, i learned? a new-to-me word, maybe. ALWAYS ask the mackerel at the race track. NEVER ask the 'suckers'. bri :)

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