Spoiled Rotten Poem by Randy Johnson

Before your parents died, they fed you expensive foods like caviar.
You drove around in Rolls-royces, Porsches, and other expensive cars.
But you won't find any of that here.
Your parents made the mistake of spoiling you over the years.

You don't like tuna casserole or meatloaf so you've went on a hunger strike.
You wouldn't act so ridiculous if you knew what other parts of the world are like.
There are starving children who would thank God to have what you're served.
Eat your food, you're getting on my nerves.