Star Explores Poem by Randy Johnson

I made a mistake when I plagiarized Star Wars.
I produced a television program called Star Explores.
It was about a Medi Knight and a smuggler with a price on his head.
Slobba the Slut wanted the smuggler dead.
My show was about Duke Thighwalker, Gan Holo and Marth Tader too.
But George Lucas came to my house and he threatened to sue.
I laughed at him and then I gave him the bird.
You should've listened to all of the cussing I heard.
Lucas grabbed me by my throat and smashed my head on the floor.
I decided then and there to stop plagiarizing Star Wars.
You'd better listen to what I say because it's true.
If you plagiarize Star Wars, George Lucas will come after you.