Starry Questions Poem by Joe Hughes

Does Bob Hope
That Imelda May?
Is Gladys Knight
Into Darren Day?

Is Will Self - conscious
When Stuart's in the Hall?
Was Cilla dressed in Black
With Michael at the Ball?

Was John a Sergeant
With Jill in Ireland?
Is Michael fond of Fish?
Would you buy Jo Brand?

Is Davids music
Oh! So very Gray?
Did Jimmy chip the White
As Will worked at the Hay?

Was George Best at football
When Ted spoke Lowe?
Did Margaret Thatch-her house
Whilst Jon played in the Snow?

Did Freddie go to Mercury?
Was Jane of films Fonda?
All these questions surely -
Will make poor Stevie Wonder?