Richard Lee Poems

However hard he tries
Despite his fondest wishes
The Guaca-mole - a quiet soul
Cannot get on with fishes
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We aim to train and entertain our ferrets are quite ferrety

As ferrets need a bit more love they are our speciality!
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I stayed at the Hilton the Hilton's in Paris
The carpet was Wilton the Pipers were Maris
The people drove Mini's they were all Mini Drivers
The music was winey and really quite aimless
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Twas late that year to be December
I walked alone without a dog
The airborne ice - I still remember
But more the words - ‘we're fleas in frog'
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I met a man with orange hair
The only thing - he wasn't there
He matched his hair with orange shoes
And pinstriped shirts made in Toulouse
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Copipod and Ostrocod
Brittle Shells and Hunting Squid
Angler Fish with Deep Sea Jelly
Sea Cucumbers and Fangtooth
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Formation bees
They have no eyes
So what's the point
You may surmise
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You may overhear in peculiar circles
That birds such as parrots
Began life as turtles
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The peas and beans lived in the hills
They lived on soup and cantaloupe
Although their play was often raucous
The peas round features made them cautious
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I say pop goes the easel
These words by no means weasel
Pop took an Ad and made it bad
A comment on the life we had
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