The article said.....and I quote
Trans-fats are put in products
To increase their shelf life
But they decrease the
Shelf life of the people
Who eat them
I couldn't help thinking
If they are living on a shelf
Damn sad
Then I thought about the
elf on the shelf
Ill bet he noticed
how nice you were
This year
Santa will surely like
To traverse your chimney
This Christmas
Whew....I am finally getting those good grades I screwdriver myself out of in school....of course I never had a cool teacher...like you......can I have some of those Cheetoes or are they all gone?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Stocking stuffers huh? I'll bet Christmas is waaaaaay fun @ your house....I like stuffing stockings....aren't you afraid they will get stale tween now and then? .....