The Blunderful World Of Disney! Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Although Disney was not directly responsible,
Due to the recession, it was most likely probable,
That Disney would lower its prices to get people in the park,
For the economical projections would be stark.
For the women below, they allegedly did some illegal deed,
For one it was sexual gratification with an underage boy, a felony indeed,
For the other it was a delusional plan faking an abduction and possibly embezzlement,
We will know more as the separate cases continue in their respective development.

Maria Guzman Hernandez,32, was a teacher at a Miami Catholic school,
A 15 year-old boy thought it cool to screw,
His teacher, -I wonder if Ms. Hernandez belonged to Father Cutie’s Parish,
But nonetheless the boy and Ms. Hernandez would cherish,
Their trip to Disneyworld and all the attractions,
Because their sexual needs and Mickey and Minnie Mouse distractions.
The boy’s mother knew about the relationship and approved of it,
She didn’t think that it was wrong a bit,
For the mother would be proud that her son became a man in some way,
At least her son, she thought he would deserve an “A”.

The other woman, Bonnie Sweeten, was not sweet at all,
She wove a tale for the authorities that was bound to be too tall,
Bonnie claimed her daughter and she were abducted by two black men,
She called 911 and her ex-husband, for she and her daughter were locked in car trunk,
-she feared for their lives that they were running out of oxygen.
Her statements seemed incredulous as time progressed,
The inconsistencies were gradually gathered and assessed.
There was no accident, nor abduction, only a trip to Disneyworld, on undisclosed amount of cash,
Bonnie was a paralegal, she had assorted savings accounts that would hold her stash.
Bonnie and her ex-husband, Anthony Rakoczy,
---had their marital and financial difficulties,
Bonnie was not with Clyde, as she gave herself up to authorities.
For if you do something,
--whether you are in Disneyland or Disneyworld,
- “When you wish upon a star”.
You won’t go very far,
“Your (ill-gotten) dreams come true”.
But for your legal ramifications, -all become due.

(5-28-09)