The Cellphone Had Me Dumb Poem by Adrienne Clark Strachn

YO, IT'S ME
HI BABE, WHAT CHA DOING
HOLD ON A MIN,
I'M GETTING RESTLESS, A MIN IS OVER
I'M BACK BABE
WHO'S THAT YOU TOOK SO LONG
JUST BUSINESS
O.K.
HOLD ON ANOTHER CALL
GOD, WHY AM I HOLDING ON
I MUST BE DESPERATE
OK I'M BACK
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
ARE YOU INTO ME OR IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE
I'M SORRY BABE, HOLD UP
SORRY, WHAT CHA DOING TONIGHT
I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR PLACE
OR YOU CAN COME TO MINES
CLICK, PHONE AGAIN
HOLD UP, THIS IS THE LAST TIME
SURE IS YOU FOOL
I AM NOT DESPERATE.. AND YOU WILL NOT
BE PUTTING ME ON STANDBY ANYMORE
I WAS ALMOST A DUMMY FOR A CELLPHONE
IF I'M NOT WORTH THE CALL, THEN YOU'RE NOT
WORTH THE TIME...