The Cheesecake Factory Menu Poem by Dallin Bruun

my friend posted the following on Facebook today:

Guys are like the In and Out Burger menu
Girls are like the Cheesecake Factory menu

I clicked the 'like' button

later that day my wife called and said she wasn't feeling well
she asked if I could be home by five
I said sure, but then I forgot

when I realized I would be an hour late
I knew there would be consequences.

and they wouldn't be like the In and Out Burger Menu