The Dangers Of A Selfie Poem by Lee Fones

Got myself a selfie stick
just so I could brag
trouble is felt a p***k
on Facebook I did tag

Click in all my glory
near the Eiffel Tower
this is some story
Click one of me in shower

Click at bucking palace
standing in library nude
Click one of me callus
that one caused a feud

Click at naturist beach
whence i got arrested
Click nibbling a peach
Then I got molested

Click at the sex party
everyone carrying whips
Click all looked very arty
Click lady flashed her bits

she asked me to Click
one myself and her in nude
Click was a page 3 chick
Now global, now she's sued