The Department Of Complete And Unequivocal Deception Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

'We come before you to apologize for the time taken,
To come up with a valid and viable solution to solve...
And eliminate,
Our current and future internal afflictions.

We, including myself and others appearing with masks on,
Have decided to outlaw the existence of perceived truth...
With an abandoning of any clues or hints of it all together,
To accept and protect excuse makers who lie with creative alibis...
And declare, on this day,
To go into effect immediately in the hopes this moves us forward...
The Department Of Complete And Unequivocal Deception.
Are there any questions? '

~That's preposterous and totally insane.~

'And...
Those listening intently will agree with me,
Your comments made is a 'statement'.
And not a question.'