The Devils Music Poem by Flying Lemming

I’ve heard all kinds of music
From easy listening to heavy rock to blues
2 tone, ska and acid jazz, all made me move my shoes

I’ve jumped around to punk
Calypso, beat-box and industrial dance
Mellowed with chill-out tunes like ambient house techno trance

Barn-dance and funk rock and gospel
Soul music is simple sublime
I’ve listened to new age music, but thankfully only one time

Songs sung a cappella
A balled of be-bop or two
Even a bash at Karaoke when I’ve drunk quite a few

Big band brass boogie woogie
And disco help my mind settle
I’ve even hummed happily along to blackened thrash doom death metal

Even the specialist styles
Like shanties or yodeling or Christian rock
Sit proudly alongside pop music and rock and roll when I take stock

I’ve enjoyed all sorts of music
From every time and place
So why when someone is playing panpipes do I want to punch their face?