The Doctor Visit Poem by Harold R Hunt Sr

The Doctor Visit
I went to the doctors today.
He came in to the room.
He asked do you smoke.
I said 'Why now do you see any? '
He said, 'do you drink', I said, ' Why do you need one? '
Then he said. 'Strip off you close'.
I said, ' I hope you 're not taking off yours'!
Then the doctor said. 'Can I see your ears? '
I said, 'i clean them everyday'
Then he says. 'Broaden your mouth and stick out your tough, '.
I said, 'I only do that a to my wife'!
Then he says.'Why are you here today? '
I said, 'Why Don't you know you 're the doctor'