The Elusive Mince Pie Poem by George BernardBloodyShaw

The Elusive Mince Pie

Rating: 3.8


I think it's unreasonable.
Mince pies are seasonal!

Not the size
Of pies
Or anything.

Just that in summer
There's nothing.

Why's mince pies
Christmas ones?
The rest of the year
It's only buns!

I'd like to thumb
Them buns.
Be able to do a runner
In the summer
For more of them mince pies.

Hold everything...
WE COULD
Grow our own mince pies
Then before our eyes
On the tree
They'll be.

But I've now seen the reason

Mince pie exodus
Is only Xmas
Cos the season
Is only December,
You see.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Stacey Watts 23 November 2008

Lol.... I feel sorry for you and your pie problem.. I have the same problem here with a certain candy that comes out at Easter. I can truly feel you on this one..

0 0 Reply
Francesca Johnson 23 November 2008

You haven't minced your words here, George. But if you grow them in your greenhouse you can have them all year round (shhh... don't tell everyone) Fran xxx

0 0 Reply
READ THIS POEM IN OTHER LANGUAGES
George BernardBloodyShaw

George BernardBloodyShaw

England is my country
Close
Error Success