The Facts Poem by Ramona Thompson

A tribute to the flaggers of craigslist.com

10 Straight Up True Facts About The Flaggers of Craig's List

1. Most if not all of them are fat lazy jobless slobs who have nothing better to then sit at home on their lard asses flagging ads for removel that never deserved it in the first place.

2. Most if not all of them are gutless little cowards who would rather die then be confronted by the innocent people they unjustly flag.

3. They flag ads that might compete with their own. For example-

Innocent person has an item posted at a low price

Flagger has same item posted at much higher price

Whose' ad do you think is gonna stay around?

4. Most of these silly flaggers just wanna act like overeager on the playground of life by causing trouble.

5. A surpising amount of them are either bratty little teenage geeks or cranky lonely people who are so hungry for attention that they will do anything to get it no matter how sick or twisted.

6. Their IQ's are so far below average that they make retared people look like Noble Peace Price winners.

7. They can't get laid so as revenge they flag ads hoping that by doing so they will one day look cool enough that someone will come and relive them of their virgin status.

8. It's all part of a terrorism plot to take over the internet one website at a time.

9. Simply put.....they're losers.

10. And last but certainly not least.....

Flaggers flag ads because they are a bunch of homophobic, racist, jealous, dumb-butted, foolish, had't their dipers changed in a week crybaby mistfits.

Really. Need I say more?

I think not.