The Fiance Flip Poem by Ramona Thompson

Oh yeah
If one bachelor can do it than so can I
Two women for the price of one
Bet ya I won't even have to spring for a new ring
My second choice lady will be so excited that I even wanted her back
She won't even notice or care
She'll just say yes
Than maybe if I'm lucky
She'll get down on her knees and show me how grateful she really is

Yep yep yep
Just like Jason
I'm gonna be a man who it all
The best of both whores....err I mean worlds
A mistress and a wife
Two pretty, pretty pieces of eye candy
Both just for me
Both fighting to win over the very best of my heart, head and bed

One never has to know about the other
For a while till I get sick of 'em
I'll just string my two oblivious little honeys along
All the while looking for mistress and wife number two
What could be better or more clever?
Every man's secret fantasy
Oh yeah
This lucky genius of a man is gonna be living it

Shh!
Keep quiet and maybe I'll cut ya in for a piece of their hot, sexy action
Once I cut one or both of 'em loose
Maybe you can be there to help pick up the pieces
*wink* If you know what I mean
Who knows what will happen after this?
Maybe I'll finally do what I know secretly my hero wants to do
I'll come out of the closet and reveal my true self to be.....

The first ever gay bachelor!

2009 Ramona Thompson