The French Teacher Poem by Harry Hughes

He walks in,
makes a mistake,
everyone laughs.

He lectures on,
about ballpoint pens
and injections.

'I sold your exams on eBay'
he would say.

Coz he's elad! (elad)
Elad i say!
Elad i pray!

Hes the new french teacher on the block,
he rock rock totally rocks!

hes hilarious in a clumsy way,
he even worked out how much the teachers are payed...

'five hundred thousand pounds a year' he would say,
oh elad,
you crack us up.